Coffee.
Coffee with tea bags in it.
Toast with honey on it.
Lean Cuisines.
Spaghetti.
Tea.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Once upon a time on a beautifully manicured lawn
That man was once a Marine but not really he just has a crew cut. Now he mows his lawn all day and wastes good, fresh, clean, water by dumping it onto his lawn. You know that he suffers from erectile dysfunction because his lawn is his life, is his wife. In some countries they have no clean water and they get sick all the time from bacterium and bugs. In this country we pump the water right into our citizens' homes and allow them to dump it onto the dirt in front of said homes just so that they can feel better about their flaccid penises and their effeminate sons. Life, liberty, and lawn-care.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Sunday, November 11, 2007
And so it begins...
660 miles of track, enough to, I'm told, span from here back to Chicago. 468 stations. 5,800 subway cars. 26 subway lines.
Yes, we are going to cover it all. I will regain my sanity on the subway, amongst the homeless, the jaded, the Bed-Stuyers who rap about my shoes, the Doo-Wop groups and Chinese ladies who try to pass between me and a subway pole, a scant 6 inches apart. No more confused weekends, no more gorging myself when nervous. No more hours of rotting my corneas behind this screen. Something to write home about.
First up:
Depart 42nd St./Times Sq. via 7 to 45th Rd./Courthouse Sq. in Brooklyn
Walk to G train, nearby
Take G from beginning of route at Long Island City Court Sq. to Hoyt-Schermerhorn to finally see "ghost platform" (the one Jonathan Lethem writes about) for myself.
Return by A or C train to 4th St/Washington Sq.
-Hippocrates
Yes, we are going to cover it all. I will regain my sanity on the subway, amongst the homeless, the jaded, the Bed-Stuyers who rap about my shoes, the Doo-Wop groups and Chinese ladies who try to pass between me and a subway pole, a scant 6 inches apart. No more confused weekends, no more gorging myself when nervous. No more hours of rotting my corneas behind this screen. Something to write home about.
First up:
Depart 42nd St./Times Sq. via 7 to 45th Rd./Courthouse Sq. in Brooklyn
Walk to G train, nearby
Take G from beginning of route at Long Island City Court Sq. to Hoyt-Schermerhorn to finally see "ghost platform" (the one Jonathan Lethem writes about) for myself.
Return by A or C train to 4th St/Washington Sq.
-Hippocrates
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Do you realize how completely fucking awesome I would be at football?
Really really fuckking awesome.
No fear.
Clear eyes, full hearts, CAN'T LOOSE!
No fear.
Clear eyes, full hearts, CAN'T LOOSE!
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Solved
"US Needs 'Long Term Presence in Iraq, Gates Says." -NY Times
Personally, I think we should just give them an advent calendar.
Personally, I think we should just give them an advent calendar.
Monday, September 24, 2007
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