Sunday, September 9, 2007

Questionable

Today I purchased "The Brief Penguin Handbook" for my first year writing course. Its a writers reference book, not a manual regarding penguines prized for it's brevity.
It came with another handbook entitled "Using a Handbook"
In the words of wise men... "What... the... fuck."
"no Seriously"
"what the fuck"
And the homless on telegraph avenue all ask "What time is it?"
indeed.
Sir those are only to be used incase of emergencies.
"Using a Handbook"
What an emergence.
Unfortunatly I do not yet know how to use handbooks.
So I'll ned to send in for a pamphlet.

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